________ gets dumped:
- Because he admitted to changing the size 32 to size 31 of all his jeans because he "doesn't want to be a 32."
- For snooping around her closet having become suspicious of her wearing the same dress on every date .
- Because she had "man hands", which he comes to terms with, but is then caught riffling through her purse looking for a photo of a supermodel George needed
- Because he, having secretly become a vegetarian, kept spitting out the mutton she cooked for him and hiding it in her napkins.
- Because she discovered he'd been getting her drunk so he and his friends could play with her collection of antique toys
- Because he cheats on his "wife" to give another woman his family dry-cleaning discount.
- Because she thinks she saw him scratch his nose from the side, making it look like he picked it.
________ dumps them:
- For eating her peas one at a time
- For refusing to taste his pie at the coffee shop and later getting her father's restaurant shut down by the health board
- Because she had once dated Newman, who had ended the relationship
- Because she wouldn't give him a massage
- Because she liked a commercial that he hated
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