___XXX___ is a dear dear lady who can certainly take nuts and bolts with aplomb. ___XXX___ is built by the New Jersey-based company TrueCompanion. Its engineer is Douglas Hines, founder and president of the company, who worked as an artificial intelligence engineer at the Bell Labs before he founded TrueCompanion.Development of ___XXX___ is said to have cost between $500,000 and $1 million.
Modelled after a Caucasian Fine Arts Student (must've been quite fine,lol), __XXX__ stands at 5 foot 7, weighs 120 pounds as is as flexible as Baba Ramdev or a Russian contortionist (hey, whatever floats your boat). ___XXX__ has the ability to carry on a conversation with you, ask you about your day, fulfill any and all needs and is the ultimate geek girl.
So ID __XXX__.
Oooh lala mademoiselle
Giving whole new meaning to 'sneak peek'
Other characteristics of ___XXX___ over women are:
1. You can enjoy a ___XXX___ all month long.
2. You don't have to wine and dine a ___XXX___.
3. ___XXX___ stains wash out.
4. ___XXX___ doesn't have to get a new dress for a party.
5. ___XXX___ never has a headache.
6. When a ___XXX___ goes flat, you just toss it out.
7. ___XXX___ is never late.
8. ___XXX___ doesn't have a birthday for you to forget.
9. ___XXX___ doesn't get jealous when you grab another ___XXX___.
10. ___XXX___ doesn't argue with you about when to drink it.
13. ___XXX___ never threatens to go to a lawyer.
14. ___XXX___ labels come off without a fight.
15. A ___XXX___ always goes down easy.
16. You can have more than one ___XXX___ a night and not feel guilty.
17. No court has ever granted a ___XXX___ alimony payments.
18. You can share a ___XXX___ with your friends.
19. After you have had a ___XXX___, the bottle is still worth something.
20. Hangovers go away.
21. ___XXX___s never require expensive permanent and hair tints.
22. ___XXX___ is always wet.
23. If you change ___XXX___s, you don't have to pay alimony.
24. You don't have to wash a ___XXX___ before it tastes good.
25. If you pour your ___XXX___ right, you'll always get a good head.
26. ___XXX___ can be easily eliminated.
27. ___XXX___ is only stopping by, it doesn't stay around and nag.
28. ___XXX___ doesn't demand equality.
29. A frigid ___XXX___ is a good ___XXX___.
30. You don't have to take expensive flowers home to your ___XXX___.
31. ___XXX___ never complains about when you come for it.
32. You don't have to take your ___XXX___ to a psychiatrist to get it to bubble.
33. You can have a ___XXX___ in public.
34. You can see through a ___XXX___ and you know what you are getting.
35. When your ___XXX___ gets upset, it settles down.
36. ___XXX___ is subject to quality control and doesn't argue about it.
37. ___XXX___ doesn't talk back to you and ask a lot of silly questions.
38. ___XXX___ doesn't ask you to take a lie detector test about when you had the
39. ___XXX___ doesn't have a Mother that goes with it.
40. If you drop a ___XXX___, there is no doctor bill.
41. ___XXX___ doesn't have anniversaries for you to forget.
42. ___XXX___ doesn't demand that you take it dancing before you can have it.
43. ___XXX___ doesn't have relatives that stop by and stay for weeks.
44. When you buy a ___XXX___, you own it.
45. ___XXX___ never cries or gets jealous
l2. ___XXX___ doesn't get upset when you come home and decide to have another ___XXX___.
last one.
ll. You always know that you are the first one to pop a ___XXX___.
