Question 599: A Tax is the Best Form of Defense

Not as verbose or grandiose as one would come to expect about a question pertaining, but not restricted to __X__, just Connect the 2 pics and the audio file.

Question 598: Basque ket Ball Anyone?

A sports question which is not related to some damn EPl clubs
AT long last.
ID the sport whose rules are as follows:

A team scores a point if an opposing player:

• fails to serve the ball directly to the front wall so that upon rebound it will bounce between lines No. 4 and 7. If it does not, it is an under or over serve and the other team will receive the point.
• fails to catch the ball on the fly or after one bounce
• holds or juggles the ball
• hurls the ball out of bounds
• interferes with a player attempting to catch and hurl the ball.

Also described as a sport for ONLY right handers, 

guess left handed people don't do it right

lol

Question 596: Not a Looking For Kyle Meme

This painting occupies an extremely important place in the body of David’s work and in the history of French painting. The story was taken from Livy. We are in the period of the wars between Rome and Alba, in 669 B.C. It has been decided that the dispute between the two cities must be settled by an unusual form of combat to be fought by two groups of three champions each. The two groups are the three ___X___ brothers and the three ___Y____ brothers. The drama lay in the fact that one of the sisters of the ___Y____ , Sabina, is married to one of the ___X___, while one of the sisters of the ___X___, Camilla, is betrothed to one of the___Y____ . Despite the ties between the two families, the ___X___'s father exhorts his sons to fight the ___Y____  and they obey, despite the lamentations of the women.


Sounds a lot like a Hindi movie i know, but im getting to this before Bollywood does.
Question:
1) ID X and/or Y OR name the painting
2) ID what the painting inspired.

Question 595: Chill Bill

SImple.
What does this geographical map indicate?

Question 594: Meme Machine

Meme TIme again
ID the blanks in the memes

Any resemblance to Nihar is not intended

Dedicated to Nagaratna

Question 593: Suche!

Before I get to the question,
I, on behalf of the sensible footballing world, would like to wish CHELSEA FC the very best against Manchester United.
To the greater good!
All Liverpool, Arsenal, and obviously, Chelsea fans, Unite! :D
(btw, no hard feelings. Chill out. This is not war. Just friendly and healthy spirit of sportsmanship!)

Okay,
now for the question.

Connect these seemingly un-connectable pictures.

Question 592: No Lan No Problem

Nolan IQ time
ID the movies from the clues in the pic
please label them correctly

Question 591:Technically, A Baby

Two very contrasting subjects. A and B are two paragraphs, from uncyclopedia.

Id the subjects of A and B.

Easy. Stupid question.

Just for the fun of it

A

The geeks and nerds start preparing for _________ right after entering kindegarten. A very effective test of whether a guy is fit for getting into the________ is asking a very simple question: "Do you have a gf"? A guy who says anything else other than "What's a girl?" would not get through. Girls are considered unfit t, though some girls manage to get the application forms as they look like guys. The entrance exam, ________, is an extremely selective undergrad admission process (accepting less than 3% of their applicants). Whether it is extremely selective or extremely rejective has always been an issue of debate. Sources close to the institute say that it was designed to teach the masses how to face rejection. The original plan was to reject everyone, but the fallout was that people stopped taking the test. Eventually they had to invent  so as to inspire people to take the test.

As they say, if the input is right, the output is automatically right. The six-hour ______, as the name suggests, jointly by ______, consists only of questions on Physics, Chemistry and Maths and not on practical details like booze, drugs, crime, pr0n etc. which severely distort the quality of the incoming students. Since the Indians are well known for cramming up loads of information, questions are never repeated.

B

In August 2010, Science magazine proposed a hypothetical mechanism for ________: that ________ is probably the celebrity most frequently accidentally masturbated to by heterosexual men. Men browsing celebrity sites while masturbating, searching for pictures of women like Cameron, will happen upon ________ and think "Oh, that girl is cute!" and only read the caption below the picture ten seconds later. The abject shame of those ten seconds will lead to a burning desire to remove the offending _______ from existence

Question 590: Competition to the pimp stick

ID this
uh
contraption of sorts & its creator

Question 589: The cat's out of the bag (Dedicated to M&C)

Question dedicated to the blog Milf and Cookies which recently shut down idiopathically, should give you an idea about the answer

smirk.

The encounter between X and Y in Z is as such.

__Y__ is first seen after __X__ wakes up in __Z__s private jet after previously having been knocked out with a tranquilizer gun by __Z__. Her stunning blonde-framed visage leaning over him being the first thing he sees as he lies on a couch regaining consciousness, the dialog runs as follows:

__X__: Who are you?

__Y__: My name is __Y___.

__X__: I must be dreaming

Short and simple

and more of a M&C question

ID XYZ