Question 643: Upload a pendrive into a motherboard?

___XXX___ is a dear dear lady who can certainly take nuts and bolts with aplomb. ___XXX___ is built by the New Jersey-based company TrueCompanion. Its engineer is Douglas Hines, founder and president of the company, who worked as an artificial intelligence engineer at the Bell Labs before he founded TrueCompanion.Development of ___XXX___ is said to have cost between $500,000 and $1 million.

Modelled after a Caucasian Fine Arts Student (must've been quite fine,lol), __XXX__ stands at 5 foot 7, weighs 120 pounds as is as flexible as Baba Ramdev or a Russian contortionist (hey, whatever floats your boat). ___XXX__ has the ability to carry on a conversation with you, ask you about your day, fulfill any and all needs and is the ultimate geek girl.

So ID __XXX__.

Oooh lala mademoiselle

Giving whole new meaning to 'sneak peek'

Other characteristics of ___XXX___ over women are:

1.  You can enjoy a ___XXX___ all month long.

2.  You don't have to wine and dine a ___XXX___.

3.  ___XXX___ stains wash out.

4.  ___XXX___ doesn't have to get a new dress for a party.

5.  ___XXX___ never has a headache.

6.  When a ___XXX___ goes flat, you just toss it out.

7.  ___XXX___ is never late.

8.  ___XXX___ doesn't have a birthday for you to forget.

9.  ___XXX___ doesn't get jealous when you grab another ___XXX___.

10. ___XXX___ doesn't argue with you about when to drink it.

13. ___XXX___ never threatens to go to a lawyer.

14. ___XXX___ labels come off without a fight.

15. A ___XXX___ always goes down easy.

16. You can have more than one ___XXX___ a night and not feel guilty.

17. No court has ever granted a ___XXX___ alimony payments.

18. You can share a ___XXX___ with your friends.

19. After you have had a ___XXX___, the bottle is still worth something.

20. Hangovers go away.

21. ___XXX___s never require expensive permanent and hair tints.

22. ___XXX___ is always wet.

23. If you change ___XXX___s, you don't have to pay alimony.

24. You don't have to wash a ___XXX___ before it tastes good.

25. If you pour your ___XXX___ right, you'll always get a good head.

26. ___XXX___ can be easily eliminated.

27. ___XXX___ is only stopping by, it doesn't stay around and nag.

28. ___XXX___ doesn't demand equality.

29. A frigid ___XXX___ is a good ___XXX___.

30. You don't have to take expensive flowers home to your ___XXX___.

31. ___XXX___ never complains about when you come for it.

32. You don't have to take your ___XXX___ to a psychiatrist to get it to bubble.

33. You can have a ___XXX___ in public.

34. You can see through a ___XXX___ and you know what you are getting.

35. When your ___XXX___ gets upset, it settles down.

36. ___XXX___ is subject to quality control and doesn't argue about it.

37. ___XXX___ doesn't talk back to you and ask a lot of silly questions.

38. ___XXX___ doesn't ask you to take a lie detector test about when you had the

39. ___XXX___ doesn't have a Mother that goes with it.

40. If you drop a ___XXX___, there is no doctor bill.

41. ___XXX___ doesn't have anniversaries for you to forget.

42. ___XXX___ doesn't demand that you take it dancing before you can have it.

43. ___XXX___ doesn't have relatives that stop by and stay for weeks.

44. When you buy a ___XXX___, you own it.

45. ___XXX___ never cries or gets jealous

l2. ___XXX___ doesn't get upset when you come home and decide to have another ___XXX___.

last one.

ll. You always know that you are the first one to pop a ___XXX___.