Question 591:Technically, A Baby

Two very contrasting subjects. A and B are two paragraphs, from uncyclopedia.

Id the subjects of A and B.

Easy. Stupid question.

Just for the fun of it

A

The geeks and nerds start preparing for _________ right after entering kindegarten. A very effective test of whether a guy is fit for getting into the________ is asking a very simple question: "Do you have a gf"? A guy who says anything else other than "What's a girl?" would not get through. Girls are considered unfit t, though some girls manage to get the application forms as they look like guys. The entrance exam, ________, is an extremely selective undergrad admission process (accepting less than 3% of their applicants). Whether it is extremely selective or extremely rejective has always been an issue of debate. Sources close to the institute say that it was designed to teach the masses how to face rejection. The original plan was to reject everyone, but the fallout was that people stopped taking the test. Eventually they had to invent  so as to inspire people to take the test.

As they say, if the input is right, the output is automatically right. The six-hour ______, as the name suggests, jointly by ______, consists only of questions on Physics, Chemistry and Maths and not on practical details like booze, drugs, crime, pr0n etc. which severely distort the quality of the incoming students. Since the Indians are well known for cramming up loads of information, questions are never repeated.

B

In August 2010, Science magazine proposed a hypothetical mechanism for ________: that ________ is probably the celebrity most frequently accidentally masturbated to by heterosexual men. Men browsing celebrity sites while masturbating, searching for pictures of women like Cameron, will happen upon ________ and think "Oh, that girl is cute!" and only read the caption below the picture ten seconds later. The abject shame of those ten seconds will lead to a burning desire to remove the offending _______ from existence